Mission Statement
My company is a group of raccoons that collect trash. This is relative because many people complain about inmates coming to their home to collect trash and would rather have someone else. With raccoons this problem is solved! Raccoons naturally love trash and would collect it during the night without bothering the public. The raccoons then drag away the trash to their own private trash deposit. The group doesn’t even need to be paid; the trash is reward enough. The working name in progress is Coon Collectors.
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